Dear John Kerry, get out, stay out and don’t ever come back. Sincerely Israel

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As Written today by Doni Kandel in the Communities Digital News

TEL AVIV, January 16, 2014 — A “Dear John letter” is defined as “a letter written to a husband or boyfriend by his spouse or significant other to inform him their relationship is over.” This is very much that kind of letter:

Dear John Kerry,

It’s over between us. Please get out.

And just so you aren’t wondering, it’s not us; it’s definitely you.

We, the people of the State of Israel, do not want you around anymore. Your monthly visits are starting to border on stalker-like. We are thinking about changing the locks. And don’t get us confused with your buddy Barack; when we say we are closing the border, we mean it.


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