Writer Doni Kandel: has been writing about Israel and Jewish issues since the age of 13. Originally from Los Angeles, he is now living in central Israel. He holds an M.A. in Counter-Terrorisms and Homeland Security from the IDC Herzliya. His work can also be found on his blog for the Jerusalem Post, E-TONE.
As Written today by Doni Kandel in the Communities Digital News
TEL AVIV, January 16, 2014 — A “Dear John letter” is defined as “a letter written to a husband or boyfriend by his spouse or significant other to inform him their relationship is over.” This is very much that kind of letter:
Dear John Kerry,
It’s over between us. Please get out.
And just so you aren’t wondering, it’s not us; it’s definitely you.
We, the people of the State of Israel, do not want you around anymore. Your monthly visits are starting to border on stalker-like. We are thinking about changing the locks. And don’t get us confused with your buddy Barack; when we say we are closing the border, we mean it.
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